for the lulz

hey choco bro

today i have many i thing to mention in this blog. so first i shall start at the beginning in chronological order. that seems like the right thing to do.

Right so we set off on our walk of epic proportions for out picnic :D woop woop. but actually it started with the biggest brown nose alert we have had to date i think, Brad. he ran all the way to Liam's house. yes people brad ran, and for what, to give Liam a pair of headphones all due to the fact he didn't like using the speakers brad had already given him. this isn't anything against Liam, its brad. it had nothing to do with him it was just a severe case of brown nosing from brad. no insult intended just pointing out the facts.

so after brads nose was prised from Liam's rectum they set off in order to retrieve us the gravy for our epic walk to a field some were in the middle of some other field. the first place on their travels was my house, after my faffing around with bags and food, mainly due to my lack of preparation. but that's another blog post. after this we set off to Beth's, who was still in her jammies. SHAME ON YOU. so evidently she was not fit to leave and had far to much "course work" sureee Beth we believe you. so as we all accepted this fact and moved on in our lives to go get Sam brad would not let it lie. and trust me we didn't hear the end of it. it was just brad going on and on and on and on about why couldn't she come out. seriously brad make your move now or shut up!!!!!

at Sam's it was fairly straight forward, we just picked him up, nice and easy. so there is nothing of real interest to document, consequently rendering the last paragraph useless and a waste of our time. so moving swiftly on....

ahead of us lay an epic walk, a walk to blow all other walks out of proportion. it was all the way to middle earth a place were so little is ventured from we thought all life was dead there. i am of course referring to oli's house. as the door was opened we were attacked by the orc guards, we feared for our lives and in the moment when we thought all else was lost and that was it brad spoke. he made what he thought would be his final breath "Liam" "i love you." he then started rolling in the floor in agonising pain writhing and twisting. OK i lie. oli's dogs saw us and greatly scared brad, which was just as amusing.

as liam, brad, oli and i set off to venture for food in sainburies pip and sam went to get molly. i cant fully report on this seeing as my presents were else were.

DAMNNNNNN iv got loads more to write, so i shall endevere.

the only really amusing moment in sainburies was when brad was hugley strugling with the amount of food he had and his laptop to bag, to which we just stood and laughed. until alas oli stepped in and saved the day.

so basicly there was many an argument on were we should eat. pip sam and myself didnt agree with the insaness of the "house" purley from what iv heard. and the thing is i had the food. so after brad had had a fit over some chocolate and we risked falling into a raging river we found a suitable spot to eat and sat and ate.

now the problem with walking so far is that carbonated beverages start to fizz and build up. i found this out today with dramatic effect, ginger beer sprayed everywere. it was only bradley and i getting wet until he pushed it over and it sprayed litraley EVERYWERE with catastrophic effect. killing many inocent ie. liams laptop. eventualy someone (i cant remember who) stepped in and heroicly thru it far far away were it could harm no one.

but we continued with our eating and general banter. after that we left. brad found this harder than any of us, getting stick between a branch, a log and come doctor pepper (which apparently hurts your foot :S) pip has the video so just ask him for it. finally he was saved with a group effort. well done team.

afer we were at the park before we knew it with brad and liam on their laptops lulz

so yeh thats about all i can be assed to write, so please tell me if iv missed out anything major.


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