hey choco bro
Friday was a day of merriment as glee. TD day :D:D:D:D:D but yeh to be honest a cba to report on that so i will make it brief. (i just lost the game 21:10) basicly we did what we aslways did but went to pick up brads brother and went on maths curcuis on the new toshiba laptops :D what an epic game, better than anything today even cod4. so yeh basicly that it apart from brads usualy stupid remarks now and then.
it wasnt until the night were something worth mentioning happened,BRAD. BRAD wanted to go to nass!!!!!! Now for those of you who dont know (if any outsiders do read this) brad is middle class, never got in a fight, never got wasted, had rules and regulations, cant take the slightest mention of a hit, didnt know what drugs money was, didnt know what a bong was, had a fall out with his mum (no offence to her shes the cool one ;) ) (over issues i am not at liberty to disscus becasue it would eb unfair and a breach of his private life) and he cant run or fight. to be honest hes very very middle class. it took liam, oli and I hours to convince brad that nass isnt his seen. so we settled on the middle class option of womad or glastonbury. few we have saved our selves the smell of bruing fat for weeks after. which can only be a good thing. so glastonbury 10 here we come.
so today saturday, for me it started with imence productivity with making radom spirals on photoshop. then basicly i ended up at pips with liam and inpecting his quad core. then we were off to go and get beth and her sisters. seeing as i had no lunch and were middle class (a fact only really we've bought into light) we went to M and S (other proprietry super markets are avlible) to get lunch, a sanwich, drink and crisps for £2, bargin!!!! (i love the person who invented the bracket) so then it was off to brads in the least effient way we could find.
when we got there brad came out :S (dont worry this will all become clear later. so pretty much as soon as brad came out the rain followed him. (the average speed of which is 7mph) as we were walking along pip and beth were getting high on just the smell of summer rain, even though it wasnt summer, but meh we wont stop there high.
that brings out another 2 points:
1. pip and beth have got chemistr. now i meen chemistry to the point were its as strong as strong force, the thing that holds together the atom, the building block of life. i meen seriously pip make a move. and PIP do it because iv been told that its got to be the man (probably something to do with us being the dominant sex, but i duno)
2. brad wants beth baddd. to the point were he copies anything she does or has. eg laughter, body position, boob size, (brb shower i shall continue after the washing of my body) (bak) so yes i shall continue as promised. and anything she does.
compition, but tbh i think pip would win!!!
so, using our initiaitve instead of trasping all the way to oli and molly's we found refuge under the tree which the iron fist of the corupt organisation that call them selves frome council had desided to shank, and remove all our shelter, and do you know there reason, .......
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You have just sent a nudge.
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hello????
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You have just sent a nudge.
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fine ill have to say, it was so the park would be more user friendly. its not a bloody OS. ARGGGGG seriously thats ridiculous, get our act together frome counil (your not even worth a full stop)
so then, jsut as we were ringing oli and molly (heheeh that rhymes XD) the sun came out, and it was instantly warm, instantly nice. this greatly annoyed us seeing as we had just been kicked in the face with the boot of pirsipitation. damn you to hell rain.
in order to keep us midly amused until oli got here (at which point molly was here) we took brads shoes, when he was far away and placed them high in a tree XD (for the lulz) but alas eventualy we did have to give it back, even though to be honest his shoes are in such a bad state it doesn't make the slightest differance, but i suppose what ever floats your boat.
not too long after this oli came, and we stayed pretty much doing the same thing (talking and producing lulz) recalling what happened earlier, and with a cloud looming overhead brad kindly invited us to his humble abode. but what we didnt realise is that brad was grounded!!!!:S yet he was still allowed out hmmmm. this was due to the fact that earlier he ordered a dominoes without concent, then he got moody. we all said fair enought your grounded i suppose, atleast your allowed out. but no brad couldnt take it, he said, and i am quoting "the further away from home the better" "i dont want to go home now" BRADDDDDD its a pizza and you dont even have problems at home, there are people out there with real problems, people who fear for there lives. GROW UP!!!!
moving on from that, and on to something a little more lighthearted, going to oli's.
luckily we were allowed there, probabily because we dont seem to spend every weekend there. so we ventured deep into middle earth facing the risk of beign mauled to death by two beastes which can only be described by the reincarnatin of the devil its self, only with claws. only jocking we went up to oli's room and had to pass his dogs :P
when in oli's room we watch quite an amusing film that i cant remember the name of but was very funny and a bit rasict, but none the less amusing.
oli's was a blast (hahaah lol i havent said that in years, anyways i'm going off point i shall continue before i go too far off point (i lost the game 23:11) o yeh im watching chariot by cat empire, great song) its produced many lulz oli's very contemry room. please comment the film bellow i much enjoyed it and wish to watch again.
at around 6ish we all left to return to our homes, well our parents but you know what i meen. actualy i say that brad was sleeping in the park, but i am not at liberty to disclose what happened after that. so im off to bed now i think, yeh bed sounds good.
remember rubber on rubber causes friction and friction=breakages and breakages= babies and babies=no more money or freedom and no more money or freedom=missery and missery=depression and depression=self harm and slef harm=suicide and suicide=death and death is pretty final:D
byyb until next time
for the lulz
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